Hire The Misfits

Need something written? Pick a voice, pick a format, tell us what it's about. We'll do the rest.

Pick Your Voice

Who do you want writing for you?

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Song Lyrics — Written to Order

Words that hit different when they're set to music. Custom lyrics written in the voice of your choosing — heartfelt, gritty, funny, or all three at once.

What You Get

  • ✓Original lyrics in your chosen voice (Miss Vee, Chuckowski, or The Witness)
  • ✓Lyrics tailored to your story, occasion, or vibe
  • ✓Demo audio created with Mureka AI to showcase how the lyrics sound
  • ✓Full commercial license included

How It Works

  1. Use the commission form above — select "A Song / Lyric" as your format
  2. Tell us the story, mood, or moment you want captured
  3. We write the lyrics and produce a demo track
  4. You receive the finished lyrics + demo audio

Every song starts with a feeling someone couldn't say out loud.
We just find the words — and the melody finds them back.